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KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR WIMPY TASTEBUDS! SHOW YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT WHO’S BOSS!
OUR PRODUCT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ORGANIC, FREE RANGE, ALL NATURAL AND ALL THAT OTHER SISSY CRAP! WE TREAT OUR POTATOES REALLY REALLY BAD! WE POUND THEM WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS AND LAYERS OF LIGHTNING-HOT GREASE AND SCALDING, UNPRONOUNCEABLE CHEMICALS AND WE SALT THEM SALT THEM SALT THEM UNTIL THEY CRY UNCLE THEN WE SALT THEM SOME MORE! WE CATER TO NO-NONSENSE MARINES, BARE-KNUCKLE BOXERS NOT BAREBACK BUTTYBOYS! GET EM WHILE THEY’RE RED HOT…IF YOU THINK YOU’RE HARD ENOUGH!